What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

My boss called me on a Saturday to let me know he that due to financial reasons, I was no longer needed effective immediatley. 3 days later, he sends me a text asking about work issues. How do I respond?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Sure no problem officer.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Why do we exist, and why are we conscious?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

After a few moments he returns.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

How did the use of cows change in Indian culture over time? Is the value of cattle still important in modern times?

Yes sir it is.

HELLO

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Gun owners, imagine if an attacker comes to your home and takes your gun to use against you before you had the chance to pick it up. Would you regret owning a gun?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

{RING} {RING}

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What misfortune led to an important discovery?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?